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(German Sheppard parents to their puppy named Max) Max you'll need to keep your nose to the grindstone and become a working dog if you want to have a bright future.

(Max the puppy) But my friend has kept his nose to the grindstone and he doesn’t have a job.

(Mother replies) Not really Max, your friend Arf Arf is just a Pug.

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posted by "Marty" |
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The Phone Rings….

(Mother) Hello
(Daughter) Hi Mom!

(Mother) Honey, I haven’t head from you in months, is everything OK?
(Daughter) I just wanted to let you know I’m in my 3rd trimester.

(Mother) You’re PREGNANT?!?!
(Daughter) Nooooo! I went off to college remember?

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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My brain travels at the speed of light...

One second it’s here and the next it’s 186,000 miles away.

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posted by "Marty" |
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While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.

I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |