"You must've been hungry? I noticed you've eating at this wedding for an hour now!"
"I'm full, but the wedding card said dinner is from 8-10 pm..."
What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?
That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.
Why couldn't the sailor learn all the letters in the alphabet?
Because he spent a lot of years at 'C'...
Ten Percent of the people make things happen.
Twenty percent of the people participate in what happens.
Sixty percent of the people watch things happen.
The remaining ten percent sit around confused wondering what happened.