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What did the vampire say to the bartender?

"I'll have a blood lite!"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Did you hear about the yogic guru who had a terrible toothache?

He wouldn't let the dentist give him any painkillers.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did one Zulu warrior say the another Zulu warrior?

"I can't place the face, but your nose has a familiar ring to it..."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Quantum321" |