Latest Jokes

Would you go someone's funeral if they didn't come to yours???

"Yes, I came face to face with a lion once, and as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun."

"What did you do?"

"What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer. I had to think fast.”

"How did you get away?"

"I just left him and moved on to the next zoo exhibit."

Investing money in the Stock Market is the equivalent of a hair-raising roller coaster ride...

You just never know what the final expression is going to be on people's faces until it stops!

A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this."

"Then why do you?" asked the friend.

"It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."