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Favorite this joke I was doing some baking for the holidays, so I was kneading dough. It was getting late and I was tired so, I decided to leave the cleanup mess until the next morning.
The next morning, I was getting my coffee and I noticed thousands of little tiny footprints in the flour on the countertop.
Needless to say, I wasted no time calling the FBI.
They confirmed that I did, in fact, have Ant-Tracks.
Yikes!
I loaned $10,000 to my (former) best friend to get plastic surgery.
I haven't heard from him in nine months, and now I don't know what he looks like.
An insurance broker, living in Florida, loves ocean fishing and decided to take his boat out for a troll. That morning, he was drifting about ten miles offshore and received a business call on his cell phone.
Suddenly, his rod bent double and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. This salesman was master of the situation.
"Pardon me," he told his customer calmly. "I have a call on another line."
Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"
Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"
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