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Favorite this joke My husband was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.
My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
A little girl is in the kitchen watching her mother prepare for the following day's Christmas dinner.
She asks, "Mommy, can I please have a cat for Christmas?"
Her mommy replies, "No honey, you'll have turkey just like the rest of us."
A family of skunks went for their morning walk. They came to a fork in the road.
The daddy skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the left fork."
The momma skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the right fork."
The baby skunk pondered a moment and said, "My end stinks too but I still don't know which road to take!"
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside!
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