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Teacher: "School starts 8am, young man. Why are you coming in at 8:30am?

Student: "Sir, by all means, you can start the class without me. No need to wait."

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posted by "Clown" |
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If firefighters fight fire...

And crime-fighters fight crime...

What do freedom fighters fight???

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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It is lonely at the top...

But you do eat better!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.

The host deftly carved the turkey and said, "I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"

The surgeon replied, "Anybody can take it apart. Let's see you put it back together again."

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posted by "wadejagz" |