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Favorite this joke Why shouldn't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it may crack up!
The Sunday School teacher looked at the little boy's drawing of the manger scene. A large dog was among the animals.
The teacher looked puzzled.
"Oh," said the child, "That's a German Shepherd."
"Stop making a big deal out of it, it's not a big deal."
"Sometimes the smallest things hurt the most."
"How so?"
"Well, you can sit comfortably on a mountain, but you can't on a needle!"
A truck loaded with a thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the Interstate yesterday, shedding it's load across the highway.
You should've seen it, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed!
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