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Saggy

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Member Since : Dec, 2017
# of jokes posted : 3
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Location: India
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13 votes

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic.

A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."

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"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59."

"Why is that?"

"Because I like that one to one time.”

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Jack: “I am a master of fast calculations.”

Jenny: “Okay, what is 758 times 642, divided by 5?”

Jack: “22!”

Jenny: “Ha-ha, that’s wrong!”

Jack: “I said I was fast, I didn't say anything about accurate!”

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