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Favorite this joke What type of organization is atheism?
It's a non-prophet organization.
A woman working in a laboratory is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So that she won't forget, she writes "feed cells" on her calendar. One day she noticed that someone had scribbled in "take cells for a walk."
By the end of the month, a number of anonymous reminders had been added:
Take cells to Disneyland...
Cells on vacation...
Cells back...
On Yom Kippur, someone added, "Jewish cells get the day off."
The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety.
The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no way to light their cigarettes. Finally, one of the sailors came up with a solution. He threw away one cigarette overboard.
"What are you doing?" asked one of the other sailors.
"Don't worry, this will work," he began. "The lifeboat is a cigarette lighter now!"
After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?
"Will you be my solemate?"
The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"
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