Which race has no running?
A swimming race.
Nurse: "Doctor, doctor! The man you've just treated collapsed on the front step! What should I do?"
Doctor: "Turn him around, so it looks like he was just arriving!"
Why do seals swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit someone that is not very smart.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The chicken!