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Favorite this joke "I can’t kill the mosquito who bit me and sucked my blood."
"Why Not?"
"Because we’re related by blood now!"
Where would you find a doctor whose job it is to declare a person dead?
At the coroner store.
As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.
She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.
She shouted, "Slow down, my calves are killing me!"
Carol and Patty were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
Patty said, "Let me look!" So Carol handed her the compact.
Patty looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me!"
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