Latest Jokes

If memory serves me right...

Well, it would be the first time.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

"Should we walk home or take a dog?"

Judge to the thief: “Since there is no witness to your stealing, I am releasing you. Otherwise you would have got at least 6 months.”

Thief: "Your honor, kindly punish me for at least a week in jail. I have to collect money from a few inmates who borrowed money from me last time."

School supplies now a days:

1. Cellphone
2. Charger
3. Headphones
4. iPod
5. Food
6. Money
7. Copied homework