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Favorite this joke As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.
She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.
She shouted, "Slow down, my calves are killing me!"
Carol and Patty were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
Patty said, "Let me look!" So Carol handed her the compact.
Patty looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me!"
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tiplight. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."
I keep hearing on the radio that I can make big money flipping houses...
But they never say how much I have to pay for the big spatula!
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