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Favorite this joke What did one fly say to the other?
Time to call the SWAT TEAM!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he was not chicken.
Mom: Why did you decide to study earthquakes?
Tom: I just cracked up!
Sammy: Why did you steal that broom?
Tammy: I flew off the handle!
Nan: Why did you knock over the Chinese Checkers?
Dan: I lost my marbles!
Jenny: Why did you chase that squirrel?
Lenny: I went nuts!
Jon: Why did you throw all those baseballs?
Ron: I pitched a fit!
Kay: Why did you burn the pancakes?
Jay: I flipped out!
Jerry: Why did you jump in the pool?
Terry: I went off the deep end!
A PhD student, a post-doc, and their professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the PhD student.
“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman.”
Poof! He’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the post-doc. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.”
Poof! He’s gone.
“You’re next,” the Genie says to the professor.
The professor says, “I want those guys back in the lab after lunch.”
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