Latest Jokes

Palmist to Man: "By looking at the lines in your palm, someone very near to you is going to get disappointed."

Man: "Wow, you are good! For you will be disappointed to know that I forgot my wallet in the house."

Little Johnny: "Mommy! Mommy! I keep running around in circles!"

Mommy: "Be quiet or I'll super glue your other shoe to the floor too!"

I reluctantly went shopping with my wife so she could buy a new dress. She tried on several but they didn't fit.

As she came out of the fitting room totally frustrated she remarked, "Nothing my size fits me anymore."