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Favorite this joke A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were dumb to stand up.
One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”
He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"
I answered, "Dust."
And then the fight started.
Wife: "I wish I were Juliet, and I had a Romeo..."
Husband: "If you would have been Juliet, I don't think Romeo would've chosen to die."
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