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Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish:

DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH VANDALS WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The police just pulled me over, he came up to my window and said, “Papers?”

I replied, “Scissors, I win” and drove off.

I think he wants a re-match because he’s been following me for 45 minutes.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw. He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?"

The guy on the street picks up an ear and yells back, "Is this it?"

"No," replies the construction worker. "Mine had a pencil behind it!"

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posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
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Brandon: "Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?"

Kaleb: "I don't know, tell me."

Brandon: "He needed a filling!"

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CATEGORY Dentist Jokes
posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |