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Favorite this joke A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?"
The boy shook his head and answered, "Got anything like a blank report card?"
Every time you clean something...
You're just make something else dirty!
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
A USB!
"I love you" is a mathematical function where, 'I love' is the constant and 'you' is the variable...
And marriage inverts the function, where "you" becomes the constant, "i love" becomes the variable.
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