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Favorite this joke Two old ladies meet for the first time since they left school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well-planned life?"
"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my second to an actor, third to a preacher and I'm now married to an undertaker."
Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with a well-planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!"
I just stepped on a Cornflake...
Now I am officially a cereal killer.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
"Try Sara's Tops!"
Patient to his doctor: "I have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. What can I do?"
Doctor: "Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. On that note, I'd like to remind you about the $800 that you owe me."
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