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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

I just want a really nice guy who has a job...

And the missing half of the golden amulet!

What looks like half an apple?

The other half.

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner.