Latest Jokes

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo...

So I had to put my foot down.

An elderly man went to his friend's house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

His friend then asked, "So what's the name of the other leg?"

A 70 year old man asked his wife, "Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?"

The wife replies, "No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn't mean they can drive them."