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The teacher asked her student to write on the chalkboard the number 55. The student asked, "How do I do that?"
 
Teacher replied, "Write down the number 5, and beside it add another 5."
 
The student wrote one 5 and stopped. The teacher inquired, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know which side to write the other 5?" 

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"Hey, man! Please call me a taxi."
 
"You got it! (Pause) Sir, YOU are a taxi!"

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

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Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

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