I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people...
But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi!
Two bumblebees were talking one day. "I'm sort of depressed" says one of the bees.
"Why...what's the problem?" asks the second bee.
"My doctor says I'm losing my buzz," says the first bee.
To which the second bee replies, "Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!"
John: "Do you know why the Bride and many other women cry at weddings?"
Fred: "No, why?"
John: "It's because the Bride isn't marrying the best man."
I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail...
I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.