Latest Jokes

Minnie: Do you know what one burp said to the other burp?

Sally: No. What?

Minnie: Let's be little stinkers and go out the back way.

Is it the end of the world if I do not know the meaning of the word APOCALYPSE?

What happened when the grape was crushed?

It let out a little wine...

During the final exam, the professor noticed that Billy Walters kept looking at his hand before writing down an answer on his test. This went on throughout the entire exam, leaving the professor no other choice than to interrogate the student's test-taking habit.

"Mr. Walters," the professor began. "Is there something interesting written on your palm?"

"Not at all," Billy replied. "It's all pretty boring."