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No Hero Of Mine
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"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," said little Brodie to his mother one Sunday, after church.

"Why not, son?"

"I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant."

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Give Peas a Chance
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What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

An esca-pea!

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posted by "we are one" |
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Expensive Nuts
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Nuts are so expensive now-a-days...

They cost you an ALM-OND a LEG!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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Poker In Oz
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Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.

After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”

Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”

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CATEGORY Entertainment Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |