Latest Jokes

John: "Do you know why the Bride and many other women cry at weddings?"

Fred: "No, why?"

John: "It's because the Bride isn't marrying the best man."

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail...

I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.

Tax collector: "It is your duty as a citizen to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile."

Taxpayer (grinning widely): "Wonderful! I thought you expected me to pay them with cash!"

What If oxygen is slowly killing us...

And it just takes 75-100 years to fully work?