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Immature: a word that boring people use to describe fun people.

Here’s some advice... At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent!

Unless the job is a statistician!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

The teacher asked her student to write on the chalkboard the number 55. The student asked, "How do I do that?"
 
Teacher replied, "Write down the number 5, and beside it add another 5."
 
The student wrote one 5 and stopped. The teacher inquired, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know which side to write the other 5?"