Latest Jokes

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

"One dollar."

"You don't know your arithmetic."

"You don't know my father!"

Immature: a word that boring people use to describe fun people.

Here’s some advice... At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent!

Unless the job is a statistician!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!