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When Life Hands You Lemon
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…

And then you find somebody whose life has given them vodka!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "we are one" |
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I Love You
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I love you more than yesterday...

Yesterday you just got on my nerves!

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CATEGORY Relationship Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Dyed A Little
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...

The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel I've dyed a little inside.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "danmug" |
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President's Day
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I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"

He said, "It's President's Day!"

I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

He replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House. If he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |