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$25.00 won 7 votes

Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"

Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"

7 votes

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?

The letter 'M'.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
1 votes

Son to dad: "Dad, why don’t you buy me a car?"

Dad: "My dear son, God gave you two legs for what purpose?"

Son: "One leg is for the brake and the other for the accelerator."

1 votes

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posted by "KG Raghunandanan" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |