"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."
"You're forgetting one."
"Really? Which one?"
"Wife!"
Why did the singer climb the ladder?
To reach the high notes.
There are three farmers who look and sound alike
Farmer 1: "What are we doing today?"
Farmer 2: "What we do everyday."
Farmer 1: "What’s that?"
Farmer 2: "Find out what farmer #3 is doing."
Farmer 1: "Wait... I thought you were farmer #3?"
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.
"What's the matter?!" she asked.
"Where's the body?!" demanded the officer.
"What are you talking about?"
"We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being butchered to pieces in this house."