Latest Jokes

What do you call it when a zombie is last to cross the finish line in a marathon?

Being dead last.

Minnie: Do you know what one burp said to the other burp?

Sally: No. What?

Minnie: Let's be little stinkers and go out the back way.

Is it the end of the world if I do not know the meaning of the word APOCALYPSE?

What happened when the grape was crushed?

It let out a little wine...