I tried to be fourth coming but, I came in third…
It was because they had second rated Judges in the first place…
Part of getting old is that your mind thinks that your body can do things that is can’t…
Or, is it the other way around…
I forget???
Patient: "Doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation."
Doctor: "Don't worry. Mine too."
Friend 1: My mother thinks I am very bright.
Friend 2: Did she say so?
Friend 1: No, but she keeps calling me "SUN".