Latest Jokes

The Lord loves a cheerful giver...

But he accepts from grouches too.

A dad grew increasingly displeased as his teenage daughter and her boyfriend studied in her room late one evening. Finally losing his patience, he knocked sharply on her door. Her boyfriend immediately opened it and asked if something was wrong.

"I have to ask you to move your car," the father exclaimed.

"Oh, sure. Is it in someone's way?"

"No," the dad replied, "it's at the wrong address."

I tried to be fourth coming but, I came in third…

It was because they had second rated Judges in the first place…

Part of getting old is that your mind thinks that your body can do things that is can’t…

Or, is it the other way around…

I forget???