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Homeowner: "Why don't you ever mop the floor?"

Cleaning Lady: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it's beneath me."

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection!

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Turn your next trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge...

You do that by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.

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What do you call a thieving crocodile?

A crookodile!

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