If tin whistles are made of tin...
Exactly what are fog horns made out of?
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
Did you hear about the 2 hairdressers who got married?
They had the perfect family... two boys and one curl!
Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"
Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"
Friend 1: "Yes."
Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."