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Two friends were chatting. "I've just bought a pig!" said the first.

"But where will you keep it?" asked the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!"

"I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied the first.

"But what about the smell?"

"He'll soon get used to that."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Why doesn't The Mummy take vacations?

He's afraid he'll relax and unwind.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I got fired from my job as a taxi driver...

It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile.

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posted by "raza" |
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The guy who invented the Systane eye drops had his funeral today...

There wasn't a dry eye in the house!

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posted by "raza" |