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A guy walks into a bar.

He steps on an ant.

Then his uncle comes in.

We all get heavier as we grow older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I am not heavy...

I am just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me.

As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight, a flight attendant announced, "We'd like you folks to help us welcome our new co-pilot. He'll be performing his first commercial landing for us today, so be sure to give him a big round of applause when we come to a stop."

The plane made an extremely bumpy landing, bouncing hard two or three times before taxiing to a stop. Still, the passengers applauded.

Then the attendant's voice came over the intercom, "Thanks for flying with us. And don't forget to let our co-pilot know which landing you liked best."