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Why is the nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter!

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posted by "Clown" |
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I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated.

So she called and made an appointment for Monday at 2:00 pm.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Walt" |
$15.00 won 10 votes

My 18-year-old daughter and I were watching TV when a character with my maiden name—Lester Highsmith—was introduced.

"I’ve never heard my name on TV before," I said.

My daughter was equally surprised. "Your name used to be Lester?"

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posted by "aak" |
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As the only vegetarian in the family, the mother of the house often gets tired of defending her food choices to other family members. She didn't realize how often the subject is actually discussed until one day, when she picked up her six-year-old, Jordan, from school. His class had made chickens using potatoes and paper feathers.

Jordan proudly presented his little project, announcing excitedly, "Mom, we finally have the kind of meat even you can eat!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |