What do you call an Egyptian back specialist?
A Cairo-practor!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish!
One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg.
He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"
"I know, I know!" a little boy exclaimed, "Pantyhose!"
What do you call a Volkswagen Beetle in which a poor person has to sleep?
A "Bed Bug"!