A family of skunks went for their morning walk. They came to a fork in the road.
The daddy skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the left fork."
The momma skunk said, "My instinct tells me to take the right fork."
The baby skunk pondered a moment and said, "My end stinks too but I still don't know which road to take!"
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
Wife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom."
Husband: (trying to be playful) "Next time take the car, silly."
What has a bottom at its top?
A pair of legs!