"How did the man feel after being run over by a car?"
Answer: "Tired."
A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.
Rumor had it that the new company would be called . . . Fairwell Honeychild!
A quote from an interview with the Operations Manager of a growing company. The journalist asks, "So how many employees are working in your company?"
The manager replies, "Approximately half of them..."
There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Company was going to buy the Fuller Brush Company and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.
This would result in the new mega-corporate entity known as: "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."