While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"
His response was, "My mother can."
The teacher replied, "Really?"
The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."
"Why is your book so old?"
"What do you expect, it's my history book!"
Why shouldn't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it may crack up!
The Sunday School teacher looked at the little boy's drawing of the manger scene. A large dog was among the animals.
The teacher looked puzzled.
"Oh," said the child, "That's a German Shepherd."