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"Why are you adding cactus to our salad?"

"I heard that cactus stores water in its stem. So I decided to add cactus to make a mouth watering salad."

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Where did Marco Polo die?

At the deep end of the pool.

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posted by "Noah Puchalski" |
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During a long road trip, what did the zombie son ask his zombie father from the back seat of their car?

"Hey dad, are we dead yet?"

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posted by "razorman" |
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A professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.

"Professors haven't got bad memory," he declared. "They're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where I am right now, and don't you think tomorrow I'll know where I was today? Would somebody like to ask me another question?"

"Yes," said another guest. "Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memory?"

"Good!" said the professor. "I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question."

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posted by "HENNE" |