Latest Jokes

When a neighbor's home was burglarized, I decided to be more safety conscious. But my measly front-door lock wasn’t going to stop anyone, so I hung this sign outside: "Nancy, don’t come in. The snake is loose. Mom."

What did the magician say when he made the rabbit disappear?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!