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Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."

By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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"King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," said little Brodie to his mother one Sunday, after church.

"Why not, son?"

"I learned today that he killed the Jolly Green Giant."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

An esca-pea!

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posted by "we are one" |
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Nuts are so expensive now-a-days...

They cost you an ALM-OND a LEG!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |