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How do you put a baby alien to bed?

You rocket to sleep.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

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A guy went to court for a seat belt ticket...

It was an open-and-shut case.

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You might say a bald head is...

Is unlocked???

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