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Favorite this joke Knock, Knock! {It's very hard & loud}
Who is it?
Op!
Who the heck is Op? Sorry, but I don't know of anyone by that name now go away!
Hey! It's Opportunity, and I only knock but once you fool!
If con is the opposite of pro...
Does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
Why don't most women play football?
Because it's hard to get 11 women to wear the same outfit in public!
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop and said, "I have a surprise for you. I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They, as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were on their way. About a month later the little lady came in to his shop. "And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you. But, one thing puzzled me. Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?"
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