Where do ghosts go for a swim?
To the Dead Sea!!
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
I put my root beer in a square glass...
Now it's just beer.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset; cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing. It's such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.
It was a farfalle from grace.