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Favorite this joke What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
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I received a letter saying I would not be given the American Express credit card I requested because my income wasn’t substantial enough.
Oddly enough, I work for American Express.
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One night I woke myself up with a loud "Hello!" to someone in my dream. As the next day came and went, I thought the nocturnal outburst was mine alone to remember.
But that night, as my wife and I were getting ready for bed, she said dryly, "If you see anyone you know tonight, just wave."
If your name is on the building, you’re rich...
If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...
If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!
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