College student: "Hey, Dad -- I've got some great news for you!"
Father: "What, son?"
College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"
Father: "I certainly do."
College student: "Well, you get to keep it!"
If a young woman is in court for stealing...
Is that a miss-trial?
Teacher: "What's the difference between 'He cleans the plate' and 'The plate is cleaned by him'?"
Student: "In first sentence he is not married, but in second sentence he is married!"
If more than one mouse is mice...
Does that mean more than one spouse is spice?