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Keeping School Clean
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Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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What Is Photosynthesis?
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"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"

John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Smaller Than My Mom's
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During a visit to our friend’s home in Canada, we were welcomed with a wonderful breakfast. But my six-year-old daughter was not impressed.

"Your pancakes are smaller than my mom’s," she told him.

He replied, "That’s because of the exchange rate."

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posted by "stee" |
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Online Course
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A police officer said to a motorist, "What were you doing? Your car was zigzagging like crazy!"

"I'm learning to drive."

"Without an instructor in the car?"

"Oh, yes. It's an online course."

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posted by "HENNE" |