"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"
John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"
During a visit to our friend’s home in Canada, we were welcomed with a wonderful breakfast. But my six-year-old daughter was not impressed.
"Your pancakes are smaller than my mom’s," she told him.
He replied, "That’s because of the exchange rate."
A police officer said to a motorist, "What were you doing? Your car was zigzagging like crazy!"
"I'm learning to drive."
"Without an instructor in the car?"
"Oh, yes. It's an online course."