How many Optometrist are required to change a light bulb?
Is it one or two? Two or three? Four or.....
Yo' Momma is so fat...
The only letters she knows in the alphabet are K, F, C!
How does Bigfoot tell time?
With a Sasq-watch.
Little Jenny: Hi Mommy, where is Daddy?
Mother: He's lying on the couch and has been watching baseball all day. Why do you ask?
Little Jenny: I wanted to tell him what we learned in school today.
Mother: Oh yeah sweetie, and what was that?
Little Jenny: Well, the teacher taught us that the human body has 270 bones at birth and 206 by adulthood.
Mother: Wow Jenny! I did not know that, but I'm afraid that your teacher is incorrect when it comes to your Father though.
Little Jenny: Really Mommy, why is that?
Mother: Because he has an extra one, for a total of 207. It's named the Lazy-bone.