Latest Jokes

I'm really good at being lazy...

In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I should expect a-trophy.

I got a job working in a hay field.

After one day I bailed.

Rebecca said to her husband, “Do you know the neighbor’s daughter scored a 99 on her math exam?”

Her husband Tom, sipping his tea, remarked, “Really? What happened to the remaining 1 point?”

Rebecca replied sarcastically, “Your son scored it.”

Tom: "If your girlfriend and your best friend were drowning, who would you save?"

Hardy: "I don't know, that's a tough one."

Tom: "Why is that?"

Hardy: "Well, what were they doing together in the first place?"