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Favorite this joke Mrs. Cole, the science teacher, took her students out of school for a social experiment. They arrived at a farmhouse and she placed two buckets in front of a donkey – one filled with water and the other with alcohol.
The donkey drank all the water while leaving the alcohol untouched.
Mrs. Cole asked the students, “What did you learn from this experiment?”
One boy replied, “One who does not drink alcohol is a donkey!”
I was asked if I wanted to be an Organ Donor.
I told them if you can get it out of my basement it's yours!
Wilma: "Hey Betty, could you please tell me the name of that fancy Hair & Nail Boutique adjacent to the Old Town Graveyard? I need to lookup the phone number."
Betty: "Oh, you must mean 'Curl Up & Dye'?"
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."
"You must be too highly strung."
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