Why was Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
What do Baseball players like to eat most often for breakfast?
Pancakes... because they're made from a batter!
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other!
My daughter went to her fast food restaurant and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce...
He said, "Sorry, but we only carry iceberg lettuce."